Murukz timing jokes

Once i along with my team mates went out for a group lunch to a popular restaurant. We placed our orders and waiting for the dishes. Next to our table a family was seated, in which a teenage girl was holding a three year old girl on her lap. A girl from my team on seeing the kid commented

"antha ponnu evvallavu cuta irrka ella?"
(Look at the girl she is so cute?).

For which out a sudden came a flash reply from me
"chinna ponna periya ponna ?"
(small girl or big girl)

Once one our team mate was discussing with me about a suitable gift for her parents on their wedding day. After much discussion she said a chain for my mother and pant/shirt for my father would be appropriate. she was not satisfied with the gift, and doubtfully asked it was suitable for them. Suddenly these sentences striked my mind "Being a daughter to them was a greatest gift given to your parents by GOD"
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